Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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