She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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