So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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