1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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