party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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