what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
