I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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