And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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