I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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