I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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