Someone shit on the floor
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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