im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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