But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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