Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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