Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It's rum buckets o'clock
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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