i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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