And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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