i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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