She's JV to your varsity
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
