I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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