You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Watching her eat just hurts me
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
