and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
how does that bad decision feel?
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