the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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