People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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