I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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