and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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