Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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