He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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