Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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