Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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