now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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