Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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