So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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