You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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