is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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