i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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