i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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