i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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