Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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