There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You don't make any sense
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