Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am