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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  i dedicated my morning wood to you.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.

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• (707): View more from California

  admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?

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