Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (916): View more from California

  Hey you

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (916): Hey you (732): You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up? http://tfl.nu/ejs0
  Replies (42) Good night (2370) Bad night (626)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh

  (513): View more from Ohio

  is this your pickup line?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh (513): is this your pickup line? http://tfl.nu/r4ba
  Replies (20) Good night (945) Bad night (5412)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out http://tfl.nu/fsk9
  Replies (106) Good night (21327) Bad night (1136)
• Favorite

  (812): View more from Indiana

  Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (812): Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life. http://tfl.nu/o2zn
  Replies (18) Good night (1491) Bad night (5644)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism. http://tfl.nu/fmul
  Replies (15) Good night (5910) Bad night (1480)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar. http://tfl.nu/4fqp
  Replies (9) Good night (2519) Bad night (931)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor. http://tfl.nu/6ksu
  Replies (9) Good night (3773) Bad night (863)
• Favorite

  (231): View more from Michigan

  Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (231): Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here. http://tfl.nu/i6i2
  Replies (10) Good night (3075) Bad night (1147)
• Favorite

  (785): View more from Kansas

  I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (785): I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol. http://tfl.nu/ketb
  Replies (11) Good night (4308) Bad night (1688)
• Favorite

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (701): I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?" http://tfl.nu/cr38
  Replies (12) Good night (4042) Bad night (1545)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship http://tfl.nu/xkl4
  Replies (5) Good night (2689) Bad night (1431)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser http://tfl.nu/abu5
  Replies (5) Good night (2203) Bad night (843)
• Favorite

  (620): View more from Kansas

  So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (620): So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive. http://tfl.nu/y5fy
  Replies (8) Good night (616) Bad night (1854)
• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning. http://tfl.nu/kfpq
  Replies (3) Good night (483) Bad night (286)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand. http://tfl.nu/3aao
  Replies (1) Good night (294) Bad night (653)

Randomize