why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life