Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award