you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?