Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day