are you still at the devil's house?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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