Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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