Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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