White coat. Heels.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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