never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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