for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Drake has all the answers
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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