Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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