you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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