Grow some girl-balls and come out already
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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