we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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